I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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