Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
bring money and cleavage
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
