I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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