But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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