talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Please, let me fuck your mom
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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