Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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