sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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