i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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