I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
