i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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