he wants to bone in the snuggie
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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