I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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