Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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