i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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