Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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