I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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