It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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