i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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