The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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