Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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