Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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