Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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