Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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