if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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