I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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