its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
