You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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