Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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