So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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