This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
