i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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