dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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