Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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