Cold hands, warm shart.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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