that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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