He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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