I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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