Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
...so i touched it.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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