i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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