Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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