Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Damn victory sex feels great
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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