I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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