can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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