the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
time to smoke my breakfast
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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