: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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