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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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