I hope mine doesn't look like that
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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