Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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