Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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