take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Randomize
