is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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