talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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