So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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