That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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